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[ironicoolly]

BOSS PROMPT. direct interactions with boss go in BOSS BATTLE toplevel
a giant squid is attacking nyoi-cho! the general store is smashed to bits

reactions to initial prompt / other unrelated stuff go in their own toplevels.

Comments

BOSS BATTLE

[ironicoolly]

(just an empty toplevel for direct interaction with the initial prompt. no changes here.)

[tectrixcalibur]

throws a shoe at the boss

[duststained]

TRIES TO STAB A TENTACLE

BOSS ACTION

[ironicoolly]

the shoe misses its target and crashes through a nearby house's window! a tentacle is severed.

the squid's rampage continues, and the library becomes its next victim.

the library is now A PILE OF RUBBLE

PLAYER REACTION

[ironicoolly]

(things that aren't direct interactions with the boss. this includes player/player interactions)

[tectrixcalibur]

OH NO!!! quickly absconds before anyone can hold him accountable for that broken window

[epuration]

SAW THAT. comin for you later, sleuth

[hopelesslykind]

was IN THAT LIBRARY WHEN IT GOT SMASHED TO BITS.

now unconscious. god this is the worst day ever

[bedbound]

oh my gosh!! let me heal you right away

[doya]

[ look at this backtag!!!! ]

woa hot damn! who the heck threw a shoe in my window! i was sleeping damnit!

PLAYER INTERACTION

[ironicoolly]

(direct interactions with the boss.)

[epuration]

tries to poke an eye out with his bat

[presidentalasswipe]

builds a wall around the boss

[doya]

piss off you tentacle monster i'm filling trump's wall around you with molasses so you DROWN IN SWEETS

then we can eat you

[nyaavigator]

donyald trump is back, nya! excuse me this is my wall we don't allow gremlins near it, so go back to gremlin land where you belong.... nya!

[doya]

GREMLIN?!

[presidentalasswipe]

Just look at this filthy tentacle monster. It's horrible! Get him outta here. Wants to battle me, and listen, I love tentacle monsters, I mean tentacle monsters love me. I do so much for tentacle monsters. They sometimes act in Trump Hentai™ and I make the best hentai, so they act in the best hentai, but really, they do such illicit things in this hentai, and they can be horrible creatures. And these guys, they swim all over, across ocean borders, without entering legally, bringing their disguisting ink and putting calamari in every pizza place on Earth. Such horrible creatures, coming in illegally and making us all sick from how rancid they are. I'm gonna build a net. A giant net, a great underwater net under my wall that I'll build. A wall, and a net, and they'll be the best ever built, 'cause I'm the best builder. And who is going to pay for this net? Cthulu!

[doya]

dude no one wants to hear about your Trump Hentai™

also does Cthulu know its paying for that?